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Hindudes Stay Losing

February 27, 2009

Thanks to Byron Crawford for pointing out how Chris Matthews absolutely detests Louisiana Governor Piyush “Bobby” Jindal. In reporting on Piyush’s response to President Obama’s speech this past Tuesday, Matthews lets fly out an “Oh God” in response to Piyush at the ten second mark. Hillarious shit, especially when you replay the clip and see how incredibly goofy Piyush’s walk is. Looks like homie just stepped out the stock room from the back of your local 7-11, happy in that he’s about to fuck up your high by announcing that they completely ran out of Mountain Dew. And chips.

Further props to Barack’s Alter Ego for pushing the Jindal = Fail initiative. BAE is moving to replace the term FAIL with JINDAL. I’m with that. Or replacing FAIL with PIYUSH. I like Piyush better, maybe because the name is so much more ethnic and is so spot on in how it sounds unmistakenly like a Hindude’s name.

As BAE eloquently points out, how effin bad must it be for Hindudes the world over to have wake up on a high on Monday morning , what with all the Sunday “Slumdog Millionaire” Oscars sweep, only to have that shit come violently crashing down because of Jindal’s speech the following night. I’m surprised the Indian community hasn’t yet declared Jihad against the good Governor. Epic PIYUSH!

I’m so with this. I mean, we changed the world once with the “No Homo” to “Nullus” back to “Pause” to “[||]” movement, didn’t we? Everyone who’s anyone is using [||] like that shit is going outta style. Let me know what you think, are you with this? And if so, what has the better ring to it, epic JINDAL or epic PIYUSH?